Barstool's Portnoy plans to HODL BTC to zero after missing every call

Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports founder and frequent market commentator, has publicly committed to holding Bitcoin until it reaches zero—a tongue-in-cheek admission that his timing on crypto has been consistently wrong. The quip underscores the gap between confident takes and actual market outcomes that plague even high-profile voices.

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